Folks, the time has come for Statriot to introduce the Monfuckintana coozie. We know it's been a long time coming, but alas your favorite alcoholic beverage or diet soft drink can now be sheathed in a stylish, cold prolonging Koozie. With the holidays coming these little guys make great stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, or hey, any-time, "I was thinking about you" gifts for the whole family. Never again shall a canned beverage get warm before its time. Koozie it.
Some call them a "can-cozie." We've always known 'em as "koozies."