Koozie: Pronghorn
$5.00
Folks, we at Statriot were proud about ten years ago to introduce this, the inaugural Monfuckintana koozie. It was a long time coming, and gently cradles all of your favorite alcoholic beverages or diet soft drink cans and sheaths them in a stylish, cold prolonging Koozie. Never again shall a canned beverage get warm before its time. Koozie it.
Some call them a "can-cozie." We've always known 'em as "koozies."